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Week in Jokes (Dec 18, 2022)
When you get to heaven it’s just trillions of penguins, milling about, and a sign on the gates, “This is heaven. Make the best of it.” Someday soon I…
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Week in Jokes (Dec 11, 2022)
I ate a bunch of yogurt, and a bunch of chili, and now I’m waiting to die. America needs to get on girth control. And lo, it came to pass that because…
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Week in Jokes (Dec 4, 2022)
Life -- for some it’s a swing and a miss, others foul off a few pitches, and a handful make solid contact again and again. Do they fall in for hits or…
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Week in Jokes (Nov 27, 2022)
The Wiz of Oz flying monkeys vs the Planet of the Apes chimps -- and go! Changing my name to Werner Zeussel. And then to Dietrich Kerky. Followed by…
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Week in Jokes (Nov 20, 2022)
In the end, it may be that naps are all you need. “I want someone who can make me laugh.” [Tries to make her laugh.] “Ooh, that’s too mean.” [Stops…
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Week in Jokes (Nov 13, 2022)
I no longer believe there ever was someone named Dinty Moore. Why are horses so negative? Thinking about opening up a rock club on the Western Front. I…
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Week in Jokes (Nov 6, 2022)
I just saw a commercial, on TV, about joining Scientology. It was a commercial, on TV, asking you to join… Scientology. Are you saying you want to put…
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