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Week in Jokes (Dec 18, 2022)
When you get to heaven it’s just trillions of penguins, milling about, and a sign on the gates, “This is heaven. Make the best of it.” Someday soon I…
Dec 18, 2022
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Week in Jokes (Dec 11, 2022)
I ate a bunch of yogurt, and a bunch of chili, and now I’m waiting to die. America needs to get on girth control. And lo, it came to pass that because…
Dec 12, 2022
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Week in Jokes (Dec 4, 2022)
Life -- for some it’s a swing and a miss, others foul off a few pitches, and a handful make solid contact again and again. Do they fall in for hits or…
Dec 4, 2022
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Week in Jokes (Dec 4, 2022)
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November 2022
Week in Jokes (Nov 27, 2022)
The Wiz of Oz flying monkeys vs the Planet of the Apes chimps -- and go! Changing my name to Werner Zeussel. And then to Dietrich Kerky. Followed by…
Nov 28, 2022
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Week in Jokes (Nov 27, 2022)
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Week in Jokes (Nov 20, 2022)
In the end, it may be that naps are all you need. “I want someone who can make me laugh.” [Tries to make her laugh.] “Ooh, that’s too mean.” [Stops…
Nov 20, 2022
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Week in Jokes (Nov 20, 2022)
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Week in Jokes (Nov 13, 2022)
I no longer believe there ever was someone named Dinty Moore. Why are horses so negative? Thinking about opening up a rock club on the Western Front. I…
Nov 14, 2022
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Week in Jokes (Nov 13, 2022)
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Week in Jokes (Nov 6, 2022)
I just saw a commercial, on TV, about joining Scientology. It was a commercial, on TV, asking you to join… Scientology. Are you saying you want to put…
Nov 7, 2022
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Dr Dan French
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Week in Jokes (Nov 6, 2022)
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October 2022
Week in Jokes (Oct 30, 2022)
God would never have created a system where people spend so much of their lives thinking about God. We should have sex miseducation in schools. “Girls…
Oct 30, 2022
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Dr Dan French
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Week in Jokes (Oct 30, 2022)
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Week in Jokes (Oct 23, 2022)
When life throws you a curveball, rush the mound, still carrying the bat, because life better think again about bringing that weak shit in here. “God…
Oct 24, 2022
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Dr Dan French
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Week in Jokes (Oct 23, 2022)
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Week in Jokes (Oct 16, 2022)
I’m not impressed with your $4 million dollar home. Or your $200,000 car. Or all the original art you own. Or your full court basketball set-up. Or your…
Oct 17, 2022
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Week in Jokes (Oct 16, 2022)
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Week in Jokes (Oct 9, 2022)
Honk if you hate people who don’t love Jesus. So you’ll feel better if I apologize for shit you caused. Ohhh-kaay. Blessed be the meek. Because they’re…
Oct 10, 2022
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Week in Jokes (Oct 9, 2022)
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Week in Jokes (Oct 2, 2022)
Macbeth grading papers as high school English teacher -- “This paper just goes on and on, signifying nothing. When I hear the sound of it in my head, it…
Oct 3, 2022
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Week in Jokes (Oct 2, 2022)
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